{"id":154,"date":"2006-04-27T14:06:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-27T14:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sararosso.com\/wordpress\/2006\/04\/27\/italian-health-care-system-part-87\/"},"modified":"2011-01-12T17:05:34","modified_gmt":"2011-01-12T15:05:34","slug":"italian-health-care-system-part-87","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.msadventuresinitaly.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/27\/italian-health-care-system-part-87\/","title":{"rendered":"Italian Health Care System, part 87"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Listening: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.soulfulclassics.com\/\">www.soulfulclassics.com<\/a> &#8211; Classic R&amp;B internet radio<br \/>\nReading: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/015602943X\/sr=8-2\/qid=1146140773\/ref=pd_bbs_2\/102-2946529-1928146?%5Fencoding=UTF8\">The Time Traveler&#8217;s Wife<\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, I had to schedule an appointment with a doctor, who in October told me that I should schedule it in March-April. He gave me a sheet of paper with my test results and at the top, a telephone number for the department.<\/p>\n<p>I just thought I would share a bit with you &#8211; I call it &#8220;Fun with Blood Pressure and Health Care!&#8221; The blood pressure involved being mine, and not being the health concern, either. You&#8217;re welcome to follow along at home.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>February 25: Ring ring. Ring ring. No answer.<\/li>\n<li>February 26: No answer.<\/li>\n<li>February 27: &#8220;I don&#8217;t have his schedule for next month, call in a few days.&#8221; (Note to self: New month begins in two days)<\/li>\n<li>March 3: &#8220;Oh, the doctor is on vacation for two weeks. Call back later.&#8221; Can&#8217;t you just look at his appointment book?\n<\/li>\n<li>March 17: &#8220;He doesn&#8217;t have any more appointments left for this month. Call back the first few days of April.&#8221;\n<\/li>\n<li>April 4: &#8220;No, no no. We can&#8217;t schedule that appointment here. You have to call the toll-free number, make an appointment through them, get the test results, THEN call us for the appointment for the other part. Here&#8217;s the 800 number.&#8221; Shards of telephone splatter my lip as I politely hang up the phone, pretending it&#8217;s her head.\n<\/li>\n<li>April 4: Called 800 number, after explaining my situation to the person on the phone: &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure that we are the right people to call. If the doctor said to call them and schedule, and you have these previous test results, they should schedule it for you. We can&#8217;t schedule the second part, and they should be able to do both parts together.&#8221;\n<\/li>\n<li>April 4: No phone involved, but lots of cussing and a few tears. A few more calls that day with no answer.<\/li>\n<li>April 5: Sanity break. Denial of need of health care. Briefly considered flying home for said appointment. Reluctant admission that health problem best looked at and cared for. Agree with self to keep calling.\n<\/li>\n<li>April 6: &#8220;Yes, this is the right place, but we don&#8217;t have any more appointments for this month. You&#8217;ll have to call the end of April, early-May.&#8221; &#8220;Is there any way to get put on a waiting list?&#8221; &#8220;No, you just have to keep calling.&#8221; Maybe I can offer up my first-born child to them as collateral, yet I seem to have already promised it to Trenitalia. Merda. <\/li>\n<li>April 7: Screw it, I&#8217;m calling the hospital in Pavia. &#8220;We can give you an appointment May 30.&#8221; Sweet.\n<\/li>\n<li>Let a sleeping dog lie? Nope.\n<\/li>\n<li>April 27: Back to Milan: &#8220;Who? You can&#8217;t call here for this doctor, you have to call directly to his secretary to make an appointment&#8221; &#8211; gives number. Commenced slamming head on table, debated whether dialing numbers while slamming head would increase or decrease chance of success. Coworkers continue working normally as they are used to me by now, though one believes the bass-booming headphones she bought are really realistic.\n<\/li>\n<li>April 27: Decided not to risk and stopped the slamming. Someone answered on the second ring:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8211; &#8220;Hello?&#8221; A feeble voice answered the phone. So far, so good.\n<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Yes, I would like to make an appointment with the doctor.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8211; &#8220;What? He&#8217;s not here, he&#8217;s not in the hospital.&#8221; She doesn&#8217;t sound as hostile as the other receptionists. Or as lucid. Or did she say, he&#8217;s at the hospital?<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Right. Is this the right place to make an appointment with the Dr.?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8211; &#8220;Um, I think, well, you&#8217;ll have to call back.&#8221; The cracks in her sanity are spreading like her gray hair. Go on retirement, lady, and give someone else a chance!<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Is this the right number to make an appointment?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8211; &#8220;Uh, I don&#8217;t know. I&#8217;m just a guest.&#8221; Is it possible they gave me his home number?\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Needless to say, I think I will take my May 30th appointment and treat it as a gift but you never know if I&#8217;ll be feeling sadistic in the future, and will make another call. I can pass you the number in case you don&#8217;t get enough frustration in your life.<\/p>\n<p>After that disturbing story and general lack of faith in mankind, I&#8217;m giving you my own &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Unicorn_chaser\">unicorn chaser<\/a>&#8221; &#8211; I&#8217;ll call it the Ms. Adventures in Italy &#8220;food-nature porn chaser&#8221; (FNPC) &#8211; look at the pretty house on the shore of Lake Como:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Listening: www.soulfulclassics.com &#8211; Classic R&amp;B internet radio Reading: The Time Traveler&#8217;s Wife So, I had to schedule an appointment with a doctor, who in October told me that I should schedule it in March-April. He gave me a sheet of paper with my test results and at the top, a telephone number for the department&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.msadventuresinitaly.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/27\/italian-health-care-system-part-87\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,2],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-154","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-bureaucracy","7":"category-italy","8":"entry"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uB1-2u","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":286,"url":"https:\/\/www.msadventuresinitaly.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/31\/keeping-your-legs-crossed-in-an-italian-hospital\/","url_meta":{"origin":154,"position":0},"title":"Keeping Your Legs Crossed in an Italian Hospital","author":"Sara, Ms. Adventures in Italy","date":"January 31, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"What a coincidence...I was coming back from an appointment yesterday, writing this post, when I saw that Michelle from Bleeding Espresso talked about this, too. 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As we were walking up to\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Culture&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Culture","link":"https:\/\/www.msadventuresinitaly.com\/blog\/category\/italy\/italian-culture\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4721,"url":"https:\/\/www.msadventuresinitaly.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/11\/march-favorites-italy-edition\/","url_meta":{"origin":154,"position":4},"title":"March Favorites: Italy edition","author":"Sara, Ms. Adventures in Italy","date":"March 11, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Are you friends with me on Instagram? I'm rossosara.\u00a0Are you a\u00a0subscriber to my newsletter? I\u2019m also on Twitter @rosso.\u00a0 Here's some of the favorites I've seen lately in Italy. 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